Thinking of having an affair in London? Worried about getting caught? Then let us help you sneak around.
If you live in London and are looking for some extramarital fun and relations with like-minded adults who also want to cheat, then read our guide on some of the best places to find an affair in the capital city.
We understand that when you decide to have an affair the most important part is not getting caught, but in a city packed with millions of people – where can you truly go to cheat and get away with it? We look into five of the best locations to meet for sex.
This private members club, situated right on the Kings Road is the perfect sharp, and sophisticated place to get to know each other behind closed doors. Whether you’re looking for a liquid lunch, or a full on 5 course meal, this private little venue has it all going for you.
If you’re looking for total secrecy and privacy why not book yourself into the Sloane Club Apartments? With luxurious décor, fancy amenities and 24/7 5* room service you’ll have everything you need inside so you never have to get caught outside.
Embargo 59 is a classy little boutique club with exposed brickwork, dimly lit chandeliers and a retro-style illuminate dance floor – making it the ultimate recipe for staying covert and undercover when meeting someone. It’s easy to find a dark, dingy area of this club to really get to know your date.
Sure it might not be the most high class of establishments to stay at, but surely that’s part of the lure of having an affair at somewhere like a Travelodge? if you’re flushed with cash, or just want to meet at a place that is perfectly set-up to accommodate affairs, then we highly recommend trying this cheap little hotel.
If you’re looking for an establishment that is truly hard to get access to then this little members club in Soho could be your perfect late night meeting spot. With an incredibly strict door policy, that only allows those that have requested invite, this little watering hole is ideal for hiding away, out of the public eye.
This dazzling hotel is just North of Soho and includes everything you could possibly want from a dirty private weekend of uninterrupted extramarital sex. If you’re looking to really go wild then why not book a suite to really make your time that much more memorable.
This suave little hideaway is easily located on Duke street. This place has a dark and lustrous atmosphere for uninhibited adults looking for a little kick to their weekend of debauchery. Which makes it the perfect place to meet your date for a night of wild passion and affairs. This club even has a basement bar known as the Frolic Room to explore, and explore each other too.
For those with cash to splash then they should spend it on experiencing the modern luxury and the best comfort and timeless style of the Westbury Hotel. With it’s grand rooms and suites, and price, this hotel offers the perfect getaway for any sordid cheaters looking to spend a dirty weekend with their date.
Boasting one of the best beer gardens in the entire city of London, the Grand Union Brixton is a great place to get away and mix with a crowd to help stay inconspicuous. This wonderland of quirky charm and pubbing pleasures combines unique decor with traditional nostalgia, to bring a thrilling and exciting environment for drinks and affairs.
For an altogether different affair experience why not try the Church Street Hotel in Brixton – offering a Spanish Americana flavour this hotel offers privacy at a great price. It’s also conveniently located next to tube stations and taxi ranks to give you and your date the perfect opportunity to escape after a cheating weekend of erotic naughtiness.